Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Predictions of Michel Hayek

For those who have missed it, here are the predictions of the famous clairvoyant Michel Hayek. His website is "coming soon", sure wish Michel could be a bit more clear! Anyway, every year, he predicts what’s going to happen in Lebanon and the Middle East.

Whether or not his predictions come through is a matter of debate, but just so you can judge for yourself, it might be interesting to check out what he’s been seeing for this year.

  • There will be interesting changes in the Maronite social order
  • Lebanon will remain an example of cultural and religious unity and will see great investments, an improvement in the airports and infrastructure.
  • Lebanon will see a president very soon.
  • Troubles ahead for newspaper publisher Charles Ayoub.
  • All eyes will be on a woman from the Hariri family.
  • The Beirut airport will witness a large gathering.
  • The international court will face an assault.
  • The Bekaa valley will be in the headlines.
  • Abbas Zaki will be targeted.
  • General Aoun and his party will face some serious challenges.
  • Dangerous accusations between UNIFIL and Israel.
  • An incident between Sidon and Tyr.
  • Dangerous confessions against the state and security forces.
  • The beginning of railroad renovations.
  • Interesting events in Rabieh and Metn.
  • The diplomatic corps sees a setback.
  • Lebanon will see a surge of Lebanese tourists.
  • The Druze will all be seen under one umbrella.
  • Crime details will be revealed.
  • Spy stories in the media.
  • A king, friend to a Lebanese personality, will be assaulted.
  • The Mouawad residence will see a huge event.
  • News surrounding a journalist.
  • Resignations and withdrawals from politicians.
  • Clergymen turns politician.
  • Baabda Palace and the neighborhood will remain cursed for a while.
  • Lebanese director in the spotlight.
  • Information will be leaked about a planned terrorist attack in Lebanon.
  • An official figure will be targeted.
  • First official talks of borders and diplomatic relations between Syria and Lebanon.
  • Beirut will see a revival after a clash.
  • Medical card will slowly be launched.
  • A fire from and within a Palestinian location.
  • A UN Lebanese employee will be promoted.
  • For the first time ever, the Nobel Prize for Peace goes to an Internet blog: the Lebanon Update*
  • A Lebanese personality will receive a recommendation from the Vatican.
  • The Lebanese Forces and Samir Geagea will be targeted.
  • Negative energy surrounds former deputy Fares Soueid and Lebanese Forces deputy Antoine Zahra.
  • Counteraction to something concerning Abbas al Hachem.
  • A name in a municipality will be make headlines.
  • Historic handshakes between various personalities.
  • Concerning the prisoners, Hezbollah sees a new accomplishment but at a high price.
  • A Lebanese personality will leave the country for unknown reasons.
  • Clergymen in both physical and emotional danger.
  • A daring confession from a renowned figure will change the direction of events in Lebanon and Syria.
  • Lebanese politicians abroad such as former diplomat Johnny Abdo will be asked to take on important missions, despite the danger that surrounds them.
  • Names of the troika will be included in front-page news.

*: Obviously, this one is a joke, but hey, if Al Gore is good enough, so is anyone. As for the rest of the predictions, you be the judge.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh come on ... do we need to give the crook more credit and advertising.

TAC

Anonymous said...

Michel Hayek 2009 predictions: http://www.michelhayek.info

Anonymous said...

Oh come on ... do we need to give the crook more credit and advertising.

TAC

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well most of this stuff happened dude! HA!